The funny things Carolyn says

Almost daily, Carolyn says something unexpected and completely off-the-wall hilarious. Just a few of my favorites...

While setting up a game of Go Fish:
I'm not gonna put the jokers in, 'cause they will joke all the cards.

The first thing she said to me one morning after an obviously tense dream:
Daddy, what if somebody tried to take off part of your foot?

Carolyn has been sucking on her bottom lip, which has caused it to be a bit chapped. I warned her that when I was a kid, I got severely chapped lips that cracked open and really hurt. Her question to me:
Daddy, when your chin was open, did the rest of you fall apart?

This one comes from school, where they asked each kid how they cook a turkey and recorded the responses word for word:
I don't know about a turkey, but my mom bakes chickens in the oven. She cooks them for 8, 5, or 11 minutes. Then she unfries it when it has cooled off and then it is spicy.

And finally, some misunderstood lyrics from the song "MoneyGrabber" by Fitz and the Tantrums:
Pull back, penny pink
What I really want some more
This is your baby
Money grab on

The actual lyrics:
Don't come back any time
I've already had your kind
This is your payback
Money grabber

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